I am not a great writer – I merely wish to be. I fail miserably all the time; even right now as I contemplate semi-colons and dashes, I am failing. I think of all my stories while doing something else and immediately forget them when I sit facing the computer screen.

I have written faux news, sarcastic commentaries, and I was once a copywriter for a magazine I made just for myself. My audience loved it and I won some awards made of cookies.

Even with all of this success, I remain humble and continue to produce amazing stories about food stuffs, animals, arachnids, and dreams. I hope you don’t enjoy it too much because then I’ll have to do more.